Hello sports fans. I hope you’re enjoying this psyops operation designed by the Davos Bilderburg one world government crowd to see how much shit Americans will eat in exchange for a government check and a false sense of security. Which evidently in your case is quite a bit. Don’t wear a mask, wear a mask, hide under your beds, put on your tin foil hat, take off your tin foil hat, it’s quite a hoot. For the record Missus fun and I are fine and in fact my life hasn’t changed almost in the slightest: I’ve been social distancing since the early 90s. The only blip on the radar is that the missus has been home from work for four months and it turns out that I’m not a very good 24 hour a day husband. I’m more of like a two hours in the morning four hours in the evening kind of good husband. Still, I’ve managed not to strangle her and deposit her dismembered body parts off I-88 near the Auriesville shrine, so there’s that.
Anyhoo, I thought to post my thoughts about LJ Figueroa’s decision to enter the transfer portal, and especially after reading the hysterical commentary by the herd of Karens over at Redman dot dumb, who are to nearly a woman engaging in slander and wild conspiracy theories, at least those who haven’t taken to the divan with smelling salts. I nearly created an account for the sole purpose of calling them all cunts but then I remembered I had this stupid blog and that I could call them cunts here, hence this post. Herewith is a sample of their measured classy (classy is their favorite word, especially when it comes to describing themselves) commentary.
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a scumbag move
a poor move by Figueroa and really shifty
terrible form by Figueroa.
LJ Figueroa just strung us along
Being classy (ed note: like CTC) doesnt get you anywhere in this world
good riddance to Figueroa
Good riddance
there’s very much something sleezy going on in this situation, LJ probably wants a little cash
Figgy is selfishly trying to enhance his prospects of a pro career while st johns is concerned with team play.
LJ hung us out to dry
LJ screwed the staff and SJU
he had enough time to figure out which tampering program was the best fit
LJ had the keys to the City
Listening to someone in Nebraska?
they’ll be much better off without him.
total screw job, plain and simple!!!
$$$’s have got to be in the picture
Cut ties, no waiver granted, good luck in Europe.
a disservice to both himself as well as the program
LJ handled this poorly
never liked his game would not consider him a premiere player, anyone is expendable.
a bad basketball player
It looks almost spiteful at this point.
addition by subtraction
addition by subtraction
addition by subtraction
addition by subtraction
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So sayeth the worst of the worst most ignorant fan base in all of sports.
Let me tell you what really happened.
Figueroa didn’t want to come back last year but had no shot at getting drafted and didn’t want to transfer and sit out so he came back to play for coach third choice. He had a disappointing year in a system that does not flatter his talents, on a team that by all metrics sucked. Knowing that he was in for more of the same, after the season ended he took enough credits so that he could graduate this spring and therefore transfer without sitting out. Because again, he had no shot at getting drafted. On May 19 2020, finals ended. A week later LJF got his grades, found out he passed all his courses and was a college graduate. Being a college graduate he can be a graduate transfer in basketball, which means he did not have to sit out a year. A day or two later on May 26 2020, he put his name in the transfer portal. Buh bye.
Now, that’s what happened. You can believe it or you can believe that LJF is a shifty back stabbing scumbag who’s looking to get paid ba$ed upon advice from Matt Abdelma$$ih. Which if you believe that no doubt you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, which makes something of a prize rube.
See you in the funny papers.